There was an article which came out of England about
An incident in a nursing home which I must tell you about.
In this nursing home like so many others that they have both men and women and of different ages and different illnesses and or problems.
Like so many of them they have game rooms, plays, talent shows
And take trips with the orderlies and nurses’
Every night they have their curfew hours for lights off
And the orderlies check on them every night.
This one particular night after he had done the bed checks
And was studying for an exam, he heard a strange noise
So he went to the first room down the hallway and he
Found the bed was empty. Concerned he checked the bathroom and still could not find this resident, so he went to the next room and found the same thing
He then started running from room to room and no residents were found
When he heard the noise again and followed it to the auditorium
And the voices then started coming out of the room.
He opened the door slowly and just stood there in total shock
As to what he saw.
There was an orgy going on and everyone was butt naked and
Having sex of every kind – the missionary. Oral. Anal and they was laughing and joking and didn’t realize that he had walked in to the room.
He blew his whistle startling everyone to a frozen stance
Nervously he grabbed his cell phone and called the owner
And the nursing staff and told them to come quickly to the auditorium
Everyone was still frozen where they was at when the staff came in
To see everyone butt naked.
Then laughter came from across the room from the oldest
Patient there who is ninety two years old.
When the head nurse walked over there and telling everyone to put their
Clothes back on, the lady looked at her and smiled.
The nurse asked her: why did all of you do this?
The lady still smiling said: we are pineapples!
Pineapples? I don’t get it?
Well we have layers of wrinkles on the outside like
A pineapple but we are “delicious on the inside”!
We are old, but we’re not dead yet!
Ha-ha did that blow your mind?